La duda de Bush

mayo 29, 2007

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4 comentarios to “La duda de Bush”


  1. jajajaja
    me reí una hora!
    buenísimo!


  2. jajajaja… hay otros tantos chistes de Bush. Mira éste:

    President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

    National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
    about the new leader of China .

    Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

    Rice: Hu is the new leader of China .

    Bush: That’s what I want to know.

    Rice: That’s what I’m telling you.

    Bush: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?

    Rice: Yes.

    Bush: I mean the fellow’s name.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The guy in China .

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The new leader of China .

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The Chinaman!

    Rice: Hu is leading China .

    Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

    Rice: I’m telling you Hu is leading China .

    Bush: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China ?

    Rice: That’s the mans name.

    Bush: That’s who’s name?

    Rice: Yes.

    Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he was in the Middle
    East.

    Rice: That’s correct.

    Bush: Then who is in China ?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir is in China ?

    Rice: No, sir.

    Bush: Then who is?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir?

    Rice: No, sir.

    Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China .
    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Rice: Kofi?

    Bush: No, thanks.

    Rice: You want Kofi?

    Bush: No.

    Rice: You don’t want Kofi.

    Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
    And then get me the U.N.

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Rice: Kofi?

    Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Rice: And call who?

    Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Rice: Hu is the guy in China .

    Bush: Will you stay out of China ?!

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Rice: Kofi.

    Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    Rice (picks up the phone): Rice, here.

    Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
    send some to the guy in China . And the Middle East. Can you Chinese food in the Middle East ?


  3. Todo parece un chiste en la politica y economia.

    Excelente tu chiste.

    No parecen reales las formas de pensar y de actuar de nuestros gobernantes.

    Saludos
    Byron
    http://negocioproductivo.ws/index.htm
    http://negocioseninternet-byron.blogspot.com/

  4. Made Says:

    Manu…todavía me estoy riendo con el chiste de Bush…no dudo que una situación similar haya ocurrido realmente…jajajajajaj…abrazos


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